averypottermormon:

I need to give these to every person I have ever met

averypottermormon:

I need to give these to every person I have ever met

(via iwantyourkittens)

eclecticpandas:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

(Source: eclecticpandas, via iwantyourkittens)

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents, via iwantyourkittens)

land-nymph:

Me w/ my sugar daddy

land-nymph:

Me w/ my sugar daddy

(Source: nickimlnaj, via iwantyourkittens)

corpsepose:

happy easter

(Source: gingerdeer, via iwantyourkittens)

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

(via iwantyourkittens)

dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

(Source: raging-midgardian-soprano, via iwantyourkittens)

Me watching American Horror Story

  • 1 minute in: This is fucked up
  • 10 minutes in: That's fucked up
  • 25 minutes in: The fuck man
  • End of episode: This some fucked up shit man
  • Clicks "Next Episode"